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Sexual slang

Sexual slang is any slang term which makes reference to sex, the sexual organs, or matters closely related to them.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING LIST OF TERMS MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO SOME READERS.

Table of contents
1 Introduction
2 Body parts
3 Activities
4 Sexual stimulation
5 Physiological processes
6 Venereal disease
7 Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission
8 People
9 Paraphilias
10 External links

Introduction

In the popular jargon of many civilized cultures, the use of sexual slang is a form of humor or euphemism that often creates controversy over its popular use. Sexual humor is seen in many circles as crude and unsophisticated, as well as insulting towards the subject it describes. Nevertheless, sexual humor has been popular since the earliest days of civilization, and crude humor is seen as having its own place in popular culture.

Sexual slang is often used by adolescent youths as a ritual of growing up. It is one way that youths often test the limits of tolerance in their society, both in their own families and in the community in general.

The popularity of various comedians who indulge in sexual slang, from George Carlin to Andrew Dice Clay, reflects the appeal of this form of speech. It is often seen as a form of taboo, where much of its appeal comes from the shock value of daring to speak "forbidden" words in public.

Body parts

Not gender-specific

The following terms are used for both male and female anatomy.

General terms for intimate body parts

General terms for the intimate parts of the human body. These (should) apply to males and females.

naughty bits, private parts, privates, uglies

Nipples

bullets, daggers, nips, teats, tits

Perineum

The perineum is the area between the anus and genitals.

baunch, chode, crossroad, gooch (Jackass reference), great divide, grundle, guiche, pussanus, scruttocks (scrotum + bollocks), taint/t'ain't, (the) void

Posterior

Terms for the buttocks.

ass/arse, back, backside, batty, behind, booty, bowl, bum, bung, buns, butt, can, cushions, fanny (US English; in British English it means vagina), kaboose, landing pad, moon, pooper, pooter, rear end, rump, trunk, tush

Cleavage
buttcrack

Anus

These terms may refer to the anus or rectum.

asshole/arsehole/a-hole, ass pipe, back passage, balloon knot, brown eye, brown starfish, bunghole, buttery cornhole, butthole, Cadbury Road, chocolate channel, chocolate factory, chocolate starfish, club fag, corn hole, exit, fart vent, Frenchman's fantasy, grandmother's mouth, Hershey's Highway, nether region, Oxo Tower, Paris, poop chute, ringpiece, Rusty Brown's Ring donut, rusty bullet-wound, rusty sheriff's badge, shit hole, shitter, turd squirter, wrong hole

Male genitals

Some terms refer to only the penis or only the testicles, and some to both. The distinction is not always clear. However, an attempt has been made to classify the terms in this manner.

Penis

arrow, beaver buster, bell, bicycle, Big Ben, bishop in a turtleneck (applied to an uncircumcized penis), blue-veined microphone, blue-veined throbber, center pole, chinko, chinpo, clyde, cock, crank, cunt buster, cunt poker, cunt thumper, cyclops, devirginator, dick, dingus, dink, ding-dong, dong, dork, drill, egg roll, Eiffel Tower, endowment, Fatboy Slim (in reference to the electronic music producer), fireman, fuck stick, gherkin, goober, ham trucheon, hog/hawg, hoo hoo dilly (South Park reference), impregnator, jade phoenix, jimmy, jizz cannon, johnson, john thomas, joystick, knob, lad (Irish), lady pleaser, Leaning Tower of Pisa, Longfellow, love club, love missile, love muscle, love snake, love stick, main cable, main vein, manhood, manmeat, manroot, meat, member, missile, monster, Mr. Happy, mushroom cap (applied to the glans penis ("head")), ochinchin, old fella/old feller/old fellow, one-eyed monster, one-eyed snake, organ, passion pole, pecker, Pedro, pee-pee, Peter, Percy, pickle, plank, pleasure pickle/scepter, plum (applied to the head only), pork hammer, pork sword, presidential staff, prick, pulsating python of love, purple fist, purple katana, purple-headed monster, purple-veined clarinet, putz, rocket, rod, salami, sausage, scepter, schlong, schmuck, schnitzel, schwanz, shaft, skin flute, smoked meat log, snopp, spam, Stanley (the power tool), stick, talliwhacker/tallywhacker, thigh stimulator, third leg (large endowment), timpo, todger, tool, toy, tripod (man with abnormally large endowment; Goldmember reference), trouser snake, trouser trout, tube steak, twig, unit, Vienna sausage, voodoo stick, wang/wong, war club, war hammer, war head (applied to the head of the penis), warrior of love, wiener, willie, wobbly warhead, yogurt slinger, yoni feeder

Erection
bone/boner, chubby, hard-on, pitching a tent, raising the flag, stiffy, throb, wood/woody

Testicles

balls, beans, berries, bollocks, boys in the basement, cajones/cojones, crown jewels, cods, eggs, family jewels, gonads, goolies, huevos (Spanish for eggs), kintama, klackers, knackers, loins, marbles, mommy-daddy button, nadgers, nads, nuts, plums, plum smuggling (colloquial term describing a male wearing overly tight undergarments, allowing the penis/testicles to be seen in outline), tackle, yarbles (reference to A Clockwork Orange)

Scrotum
The scrotum holds the testicles outside of the body cavity.

bean bag, duffle bag, family jewels, sack, scrot, sud sack, tea bag, yam bag

Penis and testicles

block and tackle, cash and prizes, crown jewels, family jewels, frank 'n beans, lunchbox (UK: Particularly used for male athletes), meat and two veg, package, twig and berries, wedding tackle

Female intimate parts

Terms for the female breasts and genitals.

Breasts

artars, babylons, baps, bazookas, bazooms, berthas (applied to large breasts), bijongas, bigguns, blouse bunnies, blouse clowns, boobs/boobies, booblies, bonkers, bosom, boulders, brace (from "brace and bits" (A brace is a type of drill) - rhyming slang for "tits"; brace also means two of something), breastuses (intentional mispronunciation), Bristols ("from Bristol city" - rhyming slang for "titty"), bubbies, bubbles, bubs, busts, cans, cantaloupes, charlies, chest, chi chis, chubbies, coconuts, cushions, diddies, dirty pillows, dugs, the empties (applied after breastfeeding), funbags, gazongas, girls, globes, guns, headlights, hee-haws, honkers, hooters, jigglies, jubblies, jugs, knockers, love kegs, love pillows, lungs, mammaries, meat puppets, melons, milk kegs, milk wagons, mommy bags, mugumbas, norks, oppai, pair, peaches, plumpers, pompoms, puppies, pyramids, rack, rampolenes, ski slopes, sweater meat, sweater puppies, ta-tas, tats, teats, thingies, thirty-eights, thrupennies or thrupenny bits (rhyming slang for "tits"), tits/titties, tweeters, twin mounds, twin peaks, twins, udders, woofers

Female genitals

Unlike most slang terms for the breasts, terms for the female reproductive system can be somewhat vague. They may refer to the vulva, vagina, or uterus, or their constituent parts, such as the clitoris, labia, Grafenberg spot, and so forth. A very rough (incomplete) classification follows.

Vagina
94-degree evil, axe wound, baby ATM, baby cave, baby chute, bearded clam, beaver, box, bread-box, bushy plate, camel toe pie, cave, cha cha (South Park reference), clam, cock holster, cock warmer, cockpit, cooch, coochie/coochy, cookie, coot, cooter, cooz/cooze/coozie, crab-hole, cream wringer, cuint (Irish), cunny, cunt, cus (Hebrew), fanny (British English; in US English it means the posterior), fetus cannon, foo foo valve, front bottom, fun hole, fun hump, furburger, furry cup, gap, gash, golden doughnut, goody bag, goody gash, grease quiver, gummy smile, hair pie, hairy grail, hatchet wound, honey pot, hurrah hump, jenny, kuku, love socket, meat pocket, minge, moose knuckle, muff, muffin, nooky (when spelled "nookie" it means coitus), old oily, piffers, pissflaps, poon, poontang, punani, pussy, queef hole, rat trap, right hole, rug, sausage wallet, scar, slippery slot, slit, snapper, snatch, sperm bank, sperm purse, stinky pinky, sugar walls, tuna, tuna cave, twat, tweety/tweety bird, velvet, vertical smile, whisker biscuit, winky, wizard's sleeve, yoni

Hymen
cherry

Vulva
camel toe, pink taco

Clitoris
button, clit, knob, love button, man in the boat

Labia
beef curtains, bologna draperies, meat curtains, meat flaps, piss fenders, piss flaps, vertical lips

Grafenberg spot
Dr. G's idea, G-spot, G zone, sweet spot

Uterus
oven (usually in phrase "a bun in the oven", but can be used separately)

Activities

"Rounding the bases"

Rounding the bases is a group of slang terms dealing with sexual activities, borrowing terms from baseball. There are often variant definitions, but most criteria are similar.

Kissing

Terms for (ordinary, usually face-to-face) kissing — not including oral sex.
bagging off, lip-lock (in a), making out, parking (1950s slang), pashing, smooching, snog, snogging, sparking, sucking face, swapping spit, tapping off, tonsil-hockey, tonsil-tennis

Foreplay

Foreplay usually includes forms of stimulation leading up to, but not including, intercourse. The terms below refer to foreplay in general. See other sections for specific types of foreplay, such as masturbation or oral sex.
feel up, get it on, make out, necking, old-school stimulation, petting, reaching second base (of three bases plus "home plate"), touch up

Sexual intercourse

Terms for sexual intercourse may refer to vaginal intercourse (coitus) or anal intercourse.

Vaginal intercourse (coitus)

a bit of the old in and out, Aztec two-step, banging, beating it up, beating that thing up, beaver busting, boarding the ham train to Pussyopolis, boffing, boinking, boning, bumping uglies, busting the cherry (first-time intercourse), carnal gymnastics, Catholic roulette, cunt busting, cunt thumping, devirgination, dinky tickle, doing the nasty, drilling, feeding the yoni, fucking, getting laid, getting freaky, getting it up her guts, giving the monkey a banana, going halvsies/halfers on an orgasm, grabbing some snatch, harpooning the mustached whale, having it off, hiding the salami, hit that shit, hitting it/hitting that thing, horizontal hula/polka/mambo/tango/wahira, hot beef injection, humping, impregnation, jumping her bones, knocking boots/boot knocking, knowing, laying some pipe, laying the track (prison slang), making a baby, making a deposit, making love, making the beast with two backs, nailing, nookie (when spelled "nooky" it means the vagina), plugging the main cable into her love socket, poking the bearded triangle, porking, putting the Devil in Hell (from Boccaccio's 14th-century novel, The Decameron), riding the baloney pony, screwing, shagging, spearing the bearded clam, stirring her guts, taking an albino piss, towelling, Tuna Town ("driving the beef bus to ...", "parking the beef bus in ..." or "taking the old skin boat to ..."), vaginal bungee jumping, Vatican roulette

Anal intercourse

backside entry, bumming, butt fuck(ing), butt sex, chocolate hugh jackhammering, crossing Snickers Street, dancing with bubba, doing the butt, drilling for brown, fishing for brown trout, fudge packing, going in the out door, Greek, parking the truck in the garage, repopulating Armenia, riding the Hershey Highway, shit packing, spooning, stirring the fudge, strolling down Cadbury Road, switching lanes without signaling (to move from vaginal to anal intercourse without warning your partner), taking/putting it up the ass, taking it up the poop chute, uphill gardening, up the back passage, up the shitter

Oral sex

Oral sex involves the stimulation of the sexual organs (or anus) of one person by the mouth (tongue, etc.) of another. Many terms for oral sex simply consist of the words eat, bite, blow, suck, chew, or a similar verb, followed by a noun suggesting genitalia. Others are more original.

General terms for oral sex

drive thru, eating it, eating him/her (out), going down, going south, slurping

Cunnilingus

Cunnilingus is oral stimulation of the clitoris or vulva.
beaver munching, beaver sucking, carpet or rug munching, chewing box, clit licking, cunt munching, cunt sucking, deep sea diving, drinking from the furry cup, eating from the bushy plate, eating out of the bread box, G-spot tickling, lick out, muff diving, mustache ride, pearl diving, pussy licking, slit licking, soup tasting, tipping the velvet, tongue in the cave, wet-velveting

Fellatio

Fellatio is oral stimulation of the penis.
blowing, blowjob (giving/getting a), butched in (performing oral sex in exchange for favors; prison slang), candy making, deep throating, the flag salute, head (giving/getting), knob gobbling, Lewinsky-style, milking (also applies to masturbation), playing the skin flute, rod swallowing, shine, slobbing the knob, slurping the bishop, smoking/greasing the pole, suck(ing) off, sucking cock, swallowing, teabagging (sucking of the scrotum), tonsil exam, washing the Big Ben, waxing the lance

Mutual oral sex

The following terms refer to simultaneous, or mutual, oral sex.
genital sucking contest/GSC, sixty-nine (69), soixante-neuf (French for 69)

Anilingus

Anilingus is oral stimulation of the anus.
87, Asian, ass gobbling, ass/arse licking, black kiss, chewing bud, chocolate binge, crap tickling, Frenchman's/Armenian's delight, hit it (prison slang), new French kiss, rim job, rimming, shit binge, tossing (the) salad

Masturbation

There are many terms for masturbation, the manual stimulation of one's genitals. Some of the more common follow.

Male masturbation

38 (prison slang), beating the bishop, beating off, beating the meat, best friend (shaking hands with), bopping the baloney, buffing the banana, choking the chicken, climbing Everest, code 21 (prison slang), cracking one off, date with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters, doing the hand jive, fist fucking (one of two meanings of the term), flogging the bishop, flogging the dolphin, flogging off, flogging the log, frigging off, fucking off, going up the Eiffel Tower and back, gunning (looking at a female officer while masturbating; prison slang), handjob (giving/getting a), hit it (prison slang), jacking off, jerking off, jerkin' the gherkin (Australian), kill (prison slang), Madame/Rosie Palm and her 5 daughters/sisters ("dating ...," "meeting ..." or "spending time with ..."), milking (also applies to fellatio), nestling the aardvark, onanism, pinching the one-eyed snake, pink clarinet (playing the), playing tug-of-war with cyclops, pocket billiards, polishing the helmet, pulling off, pulling the pud (pudding), repopulating Armenia, rubbing one out, shaking hands with the sheriff, shandy shuffle (doing or playing the), slap-boxing the one-eyed champ, smashing one out, spank the plank, spanking the monkey, stroking the one-eyed burping gecko, stroking the pole, stroking the salami, tossing off, tossing the dice, wang jangling, wanking (off), whacking off, yanking off, yanking the crank

Female masturbation

buffing the muffin, cunt poking, date with the four sons of Father Thumb, diddling, double-clicking the mouse, finger bang, finger sex, fingering, fingerfucking, flicking the bead/bean/bud, fluttering the fuzz, frigging (off), jacking off jill, jilling off, petting the kitty, petting the pussy, rubbing the elf, she-bopping, stirring the soup, stroking the pussy, tickling the vertical smile, walking the kitty

Mutual masturbation

Mutual masturbation involves each sexual partner manually stimulating the other partner's (or partners') genitals.
circle jerk, jacking and jilling off

Sexual stimulation

Dildos

A dildo is an artificial penis.
doctor's helper, fantasy cock, monster, penis substitute

Fetishes and other

Technically, a sexual fetish involves sexual attraction to an inanimate object. However, common usage also refers to sexual activities outside of the so-called "norm" (sex involving urination or defecation, for example). Many of the terms below refer to "fetishes" in the latter sense.

Warning: The descriptions in this section can be rather unpleasant.

Physiological processes

Menstruation

Menstruation is commonly known as a "period".
the circus is in town, the curse, Eve's curse, Eve's gift, flying Baker, flying a Baker flag (U. S. Military Marine/Navy term), friend, having a period, on the blob, on the rag, sick, that time of the month, Aunt Flo is visiting

Pregnancy

banged up, bun in the oven, duck in the oven, in the family way, knocked up, preggers, prego (used as an adjective or noun in reference to the mother-to-be), stewing a swift pie, up the duff

Orgasm

the big "O", climax, cumming/coming, filling up at the ejaculation station, gasm, la petite morte (the little death), shooting

Ejaculation and semen

These terms refer to the act of ejaculation (independent of the particular sexual activity involved) and ejaculate (the substance, usually just called semen).
Armenian mayonaise, baby batter, baby gravy, baby seed, cream, cum/come, donut glaze, embryonic warrior, faggot cologne, Frenchman's delight, Frenchman's favorite dressing, gentleman's relish, goo, hot man mustard, jism, jizz, junk, load, love juice, love piss, love sauce, man chowder, man cream, man fat, man fluid, man juice, man mayo, man milk, man 'naise, number 3 ("number 1" refers to urination, "number 2" refers to defecation), protein shake, randy guy fuel, seed, skeet, spew, spooge, splooge, spunk, squirt, Tijuana toothpaste

Nocturnal emission

A nocturnal emission involves ejaculation during sleep.
wet dream

Venereal disease

Venereal diseases are also known as sexually-transmitted diseases, or STDs, since they are contracted primarily through sexual activity. The term is typically used to refer to (usually) non-fatal diseases such as gonorrhea and syphilis, as opposed to AIDS. However, the terms below refer to all forms of STDs.

a dose (to catch), blickey(s) (prison slang), (the) clap, crabs, crotch rot, (the) French disease, knacker cracker, knob rot, Miss Siff, monster (prison slang), ninja (prison slang), package (prison slang), perles d'amour, pox, shit (prison slang), sour cream, went up in that fire (prison slang)

Devices for preventing pregnancy and/or STD transmission

The following devices are designed to prevent pregnancy, STD transmission, or both, although certainly no device is fail-proof.

Condom

hat, jimmy hat, love glove, rubber, rubber johnny, Trojan

People

Homosexual

For slang terms describing gay and lesbian people, see the List of sexual slurs.

Prostitute

A prostitute is a person who engages in sexual activity in exchange for money. However, not all terms listed below fit that description exactly.

General terms for prostitute

hustler

Male prostitute

gigolo, joyboy, penis punter, rentboy

Female prostitute

bimbo, brass, brass nail, call girl, cocotte, courtesan, Cyprian (archaic term derived from worship of Aphrodite on Cyprus), doxy, drab, escort (euphemism), fallen woman, floozie, gashley (prison slang), gold digger, harlot, ho (from "whore"), hobby horse, hooker, lady/woman of the night, lady of pleasure, loose woman, masseuse (euphemism), member of the oldest profession, model, moll, puta, pro, promiscuous woman, prossie, quean, roundheel, scarlet woman, scrubber, sex worker (except in technical usage of the term), slag tart, slapper, slut, streetwalker, strumpet, tart, tom, tramp, trollop, trull, wanton, wench (also used for any lower-class woman e.g. "serving wench"), white slave, whore, woman of easy virtue, woman of ill repute, woman of negotiable virtue, woman of the streets, woman on the game, working girl

Paraphilias

Paraphilias include forms of sexual attraction and sexual activity outside the so-called "norm". This section, however, is confined to activities which are almost universally considered taboo or criminal in human societies.

Incest

Incest involves sexual relations between close family members.
forbidden love, keeping it in the family, relative sex

Pedophilia

Pedophilia commonly refers to sexual attraction to, or sexual activity with, a child (usually prepubescent).
bad man in the nursery, Chester (the Molester) (prison slang), chicken hawk, child catcher, cho mo (prison slang), diaper sniper (prison slang), dirty old man, drug charge (prison slang), early bird, forbidden fruit, Gary Glitter's best friend, impatient father, kiddie fiddler, kiddie fondler, meth charge/mething (prison slang), Michael, nonce, pedo, playground spotter, premature cherry picker, R. Kelly, Santa Claus's little helper, short eyes, spring chicken

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