Mike Geiger

Mike is a Midwestern 19-year-old who is more concerned with writing about life than living it, due to the former being more exciting. He enjoys running long distances, bicycling longer distances, and driving longest distances. He specializes in awkward and quixotic behavior. Also, he goes to a college, but this is not important.

Global Soccer State

            There is no such thing as a “Global Soccer State.”  The phrase itself is simply laughable.  It implies the entire world under a rule of the game of soccer, and such a thing is impossible due to the nature of “soccer.”
We, The United States of America, elected an American soccer player as president in [...]